Evil Erection - Demo 2014
Sometimes there are band names which shock even me. Evil Erection (fyi - don’t look at their photos at work….) is one of those bands’ names, and their foul regurgitation of grindcore offends the most vile of boners. If you want them to.
Chubbster is the new album by Evil Erection, and the songs are quick and stanky. Cookie monster vocals switch occasionally to piggy in this delight of an album. Not only am I worried that my mom will hear this, but I worry that everyone else’s moms will, too. I don’t want to live in a world ruined by Evil Erection(s).
The sound is really cruddy, as the band claims it was made on an alarm clock with a tape deck. I believe it.
Song titles like “Diary of a Dogfucker,” “Pussybong,” and “One-Eyed Monster” rate right up there with the band name. Those aforementioned tracks are the lengthiest on the album, lasting about two minutes.
Check out our personal favorite, “Boner Witch” which is as close to stoner rock as metalcore gets and just as dopifying.
From the band:
"THIS ONE TIME THREE DUDES WERE RIPPING A BONG FILLED WITH BLOOD AND THEN SATAN POSSESSED THEIR DONGS AND SO THEY CUT THEM OFF AND THEN THEIR DICKS SPROUTED BAT WINGS AND SATAN USED THEM TO FUCK OLD LADIES AND ANIMALS AND SHIT."